Eastwood Mailman

Baseball is transitioning from the All-Star break. The NBA has been done for over a month. NFL training camps haven’t started. College Football is still over a month away. The Olympics are still a couple weeks away (does anyone really care anyway?). This is probably the worst time of year for sports fans. Usually I’ll watch Tiger Woods dominate the British Open this time of year. Well that shit ain’t happening. So now I am left to decide between the WNBA and a half-assed effort by Phil Mickelson and Sergio Garcia in their bid for a Major. You’re f*ckin nutty if you think I’m watching the WNBA. I’d rather watch re-runs of Bob Ross painting happy trees. So now I’m left with the British Open which I don’t give two shits about since Tiger is on the DL and trying to figure out how to post up his hot wife with one leg.

I give up…looks like it’s time to start planning for my Fantasy Football Draft.

Giambi and his ’stache have been hittin the booze hard during the All-Star break as he was recently spotted by TMZ chugging a bottle of Jack. What a monster.