Wiz Khalifa | Dope Boys Freestyle

July 31, 2008

Had this sent over courtesy of Arthur at Rostrum Records. I’ve been supporting Wiz Khalifa for awhile now as he’s a definite up-and-comer in the rap game out of Pittsburgh. Keep an eye out for his mixtape, Star Power, coming soon.

Listen/Download:Wiz Khalifa - Dope Boys Freestyle


Guess Those Cans

July 31, 2008

It has certainly been awhile since we’ve guessed some cans. Here’s your only hint: Sports Illustrated.

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Special Report: Mailman Wartime Edition

July 31, 2008

Newsstands everywhere are buzzing with reports of the recent declaration of war by Buffalo Patriot Patrick Meyers against the tyrannical Floridian by the name of Phil C…

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MLB Trade Deadline Today

July 31, 2008

It’s been an interesting day so far. Here’s the latest:

  • Kyle Farnsworth cried his way out the door as the Yankees traded him to Detroit for Pudge Rodriguez
  • A lot of speculation about Manny making his way to the Marlins. I’m still convinced he’ll be a Green Bay Packer.
  • Ken Griffey Jr. approved a trade from Cincinnati to the Chicago White Sox.

Making Breakfast: Reef Bikini Edition

July 31, 2008

Today I’m in the mood to celebrate asses, and what better way than with the greatest creation in the world: The Miss Reef Bikini Contest.

Boom.

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Best Fantasy Football Team Name Competition

July 31, 2008

Here at The Mailman we love Fantasy Football. Like most of you, we are frantically finding and joining leagues with friends, family, and co-workers. One of the biggest decisions you will make next to drafting your team will be your team name. This team will be your top priority in life till New Years. Forget work, forget the girlfriend. Your friends are going out? HA! Try staying in and figuring out whether to start Anthony Gonzalez or Lee Evans? This team name will make or break you before your draft. Don’t have your name picked out before the draft? Just hand your money over now bud, because you just lost any chance of winning.

But back to the point. We here at The Mailman want to proclaim one team name the best of them all. So send us your team name, the best of the best will be chosen and voted on by the readers of The Mailman and win the Grand Prize (TBD).

Good Luck!


Giambi Gives the Shift a big FU

July 31, 2008

Gotta love Giambi flipping off Brian Roberts the other night after getting a hit through the Orioles massive shift.


Patrick Meyers - A Buffalo Tragedy

July 31, 2008

This is an Eastwood Mailman Special Report. Patrick Meyers, a young up and coming Irish drinker has gone missing. The last known sighting of Meyers was a post he put on this site three days ago that was incoherent and jibberish, saying something about how devastated he was after a man named Phil dominated his BrickBreaker score.  His friends and family have told us that he frequents Farmer’s Markets and the part of Allen St. in Buffalo that most people usually drive through to get to Colter Bay. If you have any information on his whereabouts, please contact us here at The Mailman. Our prayers go out to his red headed family.


Favre Update!

July 30, 2008

Chris Mortensen is reporting that Brett Favre has officially filed for reinstatement. In doing so, he celebrated by tossing a pigskin to himself in a pair of Wrangler Relaxed Fit Jeans. After working up an appettite, he ordered a bucket of wings and a 12-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon. Realizing that Buffalo Wings were created at the great Anchor Bar in Buffalo, he informs his agent that he would like to work out a trade with the Buffalo Bills and take them to the Super Bowl. Stay tuned as this develops.


Making Breakfast

July 30, 2008

Carolina “Pampita” Ardohain. Thank you Argentina.

Boom.

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100,000 Hits

July 30, 2008

The Mailman starts off Hump Day with a milestone…thanks for the all the support.


Young Jeezy feat. Jay-Z | Put On Remix

July 30, 2008

Been gone awhile so I had to come back with authority…the remix you’ve been waiting for is here.

Update: Explicit version added, click the link below.

Young Jeezy feat. Jay-Z - Put On Remix (click to listen/download)


Favre Update!

July 28, 2008

Brett Favre with his new Madden 2009 game, has put himself as the starter in Green Bay and just won the Super Bowl. He listened to “you’re still the one” by Shania Twain and celebrated by doing the Lambeau Leap into his kitchen table, reports Chris Mortensen.


Phil Update!

July 28, 2008

Sources say that Phil is hiding in a dark corner of his office down in sunny Florida fearing the inevitable crushing defeat of his brickbreaker score at the hands of one Patrick Meyers. Chris Mortensen has also stated that while blogging, Phil is enjoying an orange and a glass that is filled with his own tears from the fear he is experiencing due to reasons previously stated.


Marshawn Lynch not disciplined

July 28, 2008

Marshawn Lynch will not be disciplined by Commissioner Roger Goodell. The Commissioner was on hand today at Bills training camp and said that the charges against Lynch did not violate the league’s conduct policy. This saves the running back from any suspension. Goodell was at training camp to meet about issues facing the Bills like revenue sharing, Tim Russert, Toronto and Ralph Wilson Stadium.

This is just what we needed. Now we can get down to business. I expect Mr. Applebees to run for about 1400 yards this year and continue to be a fan favorite. Personally, I think Marshawn knew the chick he hit was from Canada, and he was just looking out for the Bills as a franchise. He doesn’t want the team to move to Toronto either, so why not try to take a Canadian out whenever he has a chance. Nice looking out Marshawn, keep up the good work. And props to the Commish for being smart about this.