I can’t help it if I need to pick up my phone.
(Buffalo News) — John M. Gurtler Jr., the public address announcer for the Buffalo Bills and voice of the Buffalo Bandits lacrosse team, was arrested early Sunday along with his wife and teenage son after they allegedly hosted a large underage post-prom party at the family’s Orchard Park home, Orchard Park police reported late Monday.
Gurtler and his wife, Mary, both 54, as well as 18-year-old John M. Gurtler III, were arrested at their Orchard Terrace home about 2 a. m. and charged with unlawfully dealing with a child. They are accused of providing alcohol to people less than 21 years old.
Now that’s what I call a party! I gotta give this guy credit, probably just trying to check out some young talent at the house, see what his son is working with. Do you think this guy was on the DJ mic, announcing the party, like if someone new would walk through the door, you might get the same entrance Marshawn Lynch would get at the Ralph? But really did you have to arrest them? I hope they got a good deal on the Natty-ice that was being served.
“I keeps it real! Shit trying to keep me out here, acting like I like this. Bugs and shit, in my damn mouth, I’m out.”