Eastwood Mailman

(Deadspin) – Here we have Julie Pritchett, a former middle school special-ed teacher in sleepy Trussville, Alabama, whose love of young men playing baseball extends beyond the diamond, and into her pants.

According to Alabama police, Mrs. Pritchett seduced and had sex with 8 boys on the Chalkville High School baseball team. So far, she’s only been charged with two counts of sodomy (some of the boys she boinked were over the age of consent) and faces up to 20 years in prison.

Trussville residents, of course, are outraged. Especially sub sandwich shop owner, Wendy Franklin, whose son is headed into 10th grade next year:

“They’re just outraged because this place is so little you wouldn’t think that something like that would happen up here. I think they [older ladies who fornicate with young boys] ought to be put away, if they did do it. I don’t believe in that. It’s just almost as bad as murdering, cause you’re taking a child’s innocence.”

Did you see the picture? I mean either these kids on the team are desperate or she puts Betty-Blowjobs to shame. Do you think these kids got an ‘A’ in her class? Let’s get another thing straight, I am pretty sure that these kids consented to banging out their teacher, so no it is not as bad as murdering, but what is bad is saying that the first person you had sex with looked like this. Holy shit. Now to make one last thing clear on this story, she had sex with 8 players on the team, but was it all at once? I’m sure she could take it, and a bucket of the Kernel’s finest.