Courtesy of John Lowe Detroit Free Press Sports Reporter
There’s a reason Carlos Guillen had a rough game — including two errors — Monday night at third base. “He can hardly move — he’s got hemorrhoids so bad,” Tigers manager Jim Leyland said Tuesday. “He’s been playing with hemorrhoids that probably need to be lanced. He probably shouldn’t have been out there (third base on Monday).”
Leyland said the hemorrhoids have been bothering Guillen for about four or five days, but they have gotten worse in the last few days. “He could hardly walk (Monday night),” Leyland said.
Normally I try to avoid bashing the “D” but this was an alley-oop!
Streaking never looked so good, except these chics are still wearing their clothes. Doesn’t that defeat the purpose of streaking? Great effort on behalf of these ladies. Pretty speedy for wearing a bikini and heels. But seriously why didn’t someone take her out?
(Thetalkoftown.com) — In Saturday’s match against Corey Wethey, Mitchell struck his opponent so hard that Wethey lost control of his bowels. The incident required a 10-minute intermission while officials scrubbed down the ring. Mitchell went on to win the fight by Wethey’s disqualification. After landing a knee to Wethey’s body, Mitchell said he began to smell something foul. As the fight prolonged, Mitchell said the smell continued to worsen. Eventually, he removed his mouth piece and expressed his concerns to the ring official.
“He s— himself,” Mitchell said repeatedly.
How do you come back from something like that, I would think that you would just have to retire, following that foul display. That’s the last time that they guy should be allowed to eat Mexican before a bout. Isn’t it common knowledge to not two bean tacos and nachos before a MMA fight? If this guy somehow comes back to fight again and I’m the guy fighting him, somehow I get put into a hold where my face is anywhere remotely close to his ass, I’d just give up, the chance of getting shit on, just ain’t worth it…unless your into that.
(AP) – A man who was carrying a rusted pirate-style sword through Macy’s flagship store in Manhattan is facing charges of criminal possession of a weapon. He told police he was carrying the sword because he is a member of a kickball team whose players often wear pirate-themed costumes. He maintains he was on his way to a game when he was arrested.
What, you can’t carry a rusted pirate sword in Macy’s? Bull-shit. I have seen some characters in that store and I am almost positive that they were carrying more than a rusted pirate sword. I mean the guy had the full uniform, on his way to a kick-ball game, who could make up a story like that? Why the hell is he carrying a real sword, the game must get real interesting when someone steals a base, and then they get their limbs severed off. Shit I dunno what kind of sick league that he plays in, but they seem intense. Who do they play against? Guy’s dressed up as Gladiators, who carry shields and Javelins, Shit. Nice try Mr. Pirate, but your battleship has sunk.
Well I hope your hungry. It has been a little time since we have had breakfast, so today seemed like the perfect day for a Wednesday feast. You name it, she can serve it up. Two egg whites, dry wheat toast, and coffee with Splenda, you ask? She can do it. Special orders never seemed so good. Order up! … Petra Nemcova.
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