Lord Stanley Awaits

May 23, 2008

Will the young, quick Pittsburgh Penguins be able to beat the ageless Detroit Red Wings in the Stanley Cup Final?

The 2008 Stanley Cup Final is the first all-American Final since 2003, when the Devils faced the Ducks, and it gets underway Saturday at Joe Louis Arena in Detroit (8 p.m. ET, VERSUS, CBC). Even though the mailman seems to be a basketball driven website, I figured I would have to throw in something about the most coveted trophy in sports. The debate begins tomorrow where inquiring minds attempt to decide what will give their team the Cup: Experience or Youth. In all opinion, experience and the large number of seasoned veterans on the Wings should always win over youth and inexperience, especially in the final round in the quest for Lord Stanley’s Cup. Led by Zetterberg, the Wings have refused to give up at all throughout the playoffs even if their rickety bones wanted to. Chris Chelios, a future hall of fame defensemen turned 46 recently and has yet to slack. An all around stellar team, the Red Wings have the experience, the veterans, and the sheer talent to bring the cup home.

However, the Penguins are not ones to be underestimated this round. Crosby, Malkin, and the late trade Hossa have all been spectacular this post-season irregardless of their inexperience and youth. Marc-Andre Fleury has been dynamite in net, but he could also use a relief of praise in favor of the Pittsburgh defense. All-in-all, I would have to say the series will be one to remember, but in opinion, Detriot in 6.

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Shaq vs. Ahmad Rashad

May 23, 2008

“Gimme your best.”


Would You Hit It?

May 23, 2008

“I wouldn’t even hit it with Manley’s dick.”


Who’s Ready for Controversy?

May 23, 2008

Amy Winehouse Claims “Ghosts Were Trying to Harm Her”

May 23, 2008

Man Fires Missile for Mariah Carey

May 23, 2008

(WBBH) NAPLES – A man blaring a Mariah Carey song from his car stereo was arrested Saturday night after throwing a bottle at someone who didn’t share his taste in music, according to deputies. His music drew the attention of Mariah-hater William Greenman, 22, who called Schreiber a derogatory name for listening to the newlywed singer’s music. Deputies say the avid Mariah fan then hurled a beer bottle at Greenman. Greenman ducked, but deputies say the bottle hit the car’s driver, 21-year-old Christine Bec, in the side of the head. Schreiber is charged with shooting a missile into a vehicle and criminal mischief.

The guy was probably listening to the “Honey (Remix),” minding his own business, when this asshole comes along and starts hating on his tunes. First off how can you hate Mariah, and two mind your own business. Shit, if I wanna blast DJ Dave The Turntable Slave, that’s my business, so if you don’t like it, shut your mouth, or expect a projectile flying at your car.

 


Family Guy Spins Cleveland A New Show

May 23, 2008

(CO-ED) – Like the Jefferson’s on All In The FamilyFamily Guy’s Cleveland Brown is moving on up, to his own show that is. During a live broadcast of Loveline, Family Guy creator Seth McFarlane stated that Peter’s buddy Cleveland is getting his own show entitled The Cleveland Show.

Not much is known about the spin off, but a promo image has been released. The image features Cleveland with a new wife, a baby, a fat kid, and a teenage daughter living next door to a family of gingers and two bears.

Way to go Cleveland! Many have said that you would never make it out and on your own, but damn if you proved us all wrong. Who wouldn’t want to watch this new show of slow talking Cleveland and his family? How is this show not going to be funny, the neighbors are called the Ginger’s. Can you say The Cosby Show, relived. 


Making Breakfast | Team Edition

May 23, 2008

Today’s Making Breakfast will be a team effort. There is no possible way for just one of these girls to make my breakfast alone, I need at least three in the kitchen at all times, for this hunger to be satisfied. One on toast duty, one on the skillet, and one squeezing that juice. Today’s Breakfast is fit for a king, or in this case a Doctor. Good morning … Miranda Kerr, Marissa Miller, and Alessandra Ambrosio.

Boom.

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