Eastwood Mailman

More signs of how low stripping has come and my solution inside.

Ok, ok ladies I understand it’s hard out there right now, Bush is ufin up, Guliani is ufin up, and America is ufin up.  But does it have to come to this?  Yo T-Pain couldn’t even fall in love with these strippers.  Ladies step ya game up, invest sometime into earning my George Washington’s, other wise a fanny pack may have to come with that thong tha thong thong thong.  That’s right, I’m a start making it rain with change.  Pac-man, like King Kong, ain’t got nothing on me! 

It’s ok ladies I haven’t given up on you.  I’m a show you how to fish before I let you starve with my new book “Stripping for Dummies,” coming to a Wal-Mart and Borders Book Store near you.  Target is still in negotiations and Barnes and Nobles thought they were too good, something about morals.  With this easy to read book you too can be a professional stripper worthy of R. Kelly to do a song about.  Don’t worry I’m leaving no garden tools in the cold, just in time for Memorial day weekend the book on tape read by Jessica Simpson (yes it’s that easy of a read). 

Note, my dudes this book is pleasing to the eyes with step by step photos of each position.  Think of it like when you were eight and stumbled on the national geographic with naked bush bitches.  It’s an educational read that’s capable of being so much more.  Just remember to say, “no homo,” when you buy it and it’s not only all good but you get an additional 15% off your purchase thanks to Killa Cam.  Don’t think this book is needed here are more examples of the poor state of affairs.