Coke and a smile

May 9, 2008

Today the coke and a smile comes with a little kick.  Add your drink of choice, southern comfort (I like that), bacardi (I kina like that too), jose cuevo (muy bien), etc…(I could probably handle that also).  It comes with one foot out the door and the other facing the bar.  That’s right it’s Friday and we’re going to happy hour to do what we do baby!  Put ya cups up!  Honestly though, my conscious is making me tell the truth here.  I really haven’t been in the door yet today but either way we still going to happy hour like it was a long day at work.  Man that feels better, lying can way heavily on your conscious, maybe I’ll introduce my conscious to Mary-Jane like Ron White’s so my conscious will be a little lighter.  Ron White delivered courtesey of the Mailman inside.

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Thoughts from the black guy?

May 9, 2008

So after a good talk with my good friend Mr. Ellaeh eh eh, I’ve been told I need to dominate Eastwood Mailman and show ya’ll how “I’m comin down on em”. There for I’ve revamped the “Ask a black dude section, and turned it into the thoughts of a black guy. Hope that’s cool with you folks, and if it isn’t deal with it. I’m kidding people, but on with the show…

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Making Breakfast

May 9, 2008

Emma Heming.

Boom.

(Maxim)


Guess Those Cans

May 9, 2008

The Mailman has been slackin’ on Guess Those Cans lately, so here’s one to help get back on track:

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Listen!!!

May 9, 2008

Mean mug below…

Ummm don’t know if you knew this but Ricky Ross, Plies, Lil Wayne, Akon, DJ Khaled, and Trick Daddy are not only “sooooo hood” but they are also “out here grinding.”  Don’t believe me I swear I saw all them rolling down the I-9-5 in a beatle.  Delivered to ya by the Mailman inside the “click here to read more” link.

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