(Startribune) — PALM BEACH GARDENS, Fla. - Police say a 7-year-old Florida boy faces grand theft auto charges after taking his grandmother’s sport utility vehicle for a joyride.
The eight minute trek left a swath of damage in his Palm Beach Gardens neighborhood Friday. The boy smashed mailboxes, hit parked cars and signposts. He was unhurt.First off this little punk bitch should be slapped around by his grandma for being so damn stupid, shit if your going to take the car ride out at 7 years old, go pick up your boys and cruise for some honey’s. The kid was trying to say he did it to be gangster and he didn’t care, somebody give that boy the belt. There goes another child-mess, probably going to wind up on some youtube video, in ten years getting pulled over for drunk driving and then trying to run, only to get caught by the police attack dog. I can see it in his future already…
May 1, 2008 at 1:00 am
Heard Coach Mihalich and the Purple Eagles are already scouting this kid.