Robbery Attempt

April 14, 2008

Some drunk asshole trying to rob a liquor store…I guess you gotta give him an A for effort. Pretty hilarious.


D-bag Alert!

April 14, 2008

Andrew Peters, where art thou?

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Come on Melo

April 14, 2008

Boom.

(DENVER (TICKER)) —Denver Nuggets star forward Carmelo Anthony was arrested Monday morning for suspicion of driving under the influence.

Denver police stated that Anthony was driving south on Interstate 25 roughly around 4 a.m. when he was pulled over and taken into custody. Investigators said he was driving a silver Mercedes that was stopped for failing to drive in a single lane and failing to dim lights. Read the rest of this entry »


How Much?

April 14, 2008

Ruin your friends day.

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Desperate Measures : Scratch and Sniff

April 14, 2008

Just released today by The Creative Group, a career staffing service, were unique ways that unemployed schmucks are trying to get noticed by would-be employers. When I started reading this I was literally crying at how desperate and idiots can be. I would like to rank in order my least favorite to most favorite retarded resume move:

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A Trivia Tribute to the Mailman

April 14, 2008

Does anyone know what Karl Malone would say right before he took his free throw attempts?  The person who answers correctly will win a priceless gift…recognition on Eastwood Mailman!

My guess is, “two burgers, two fries, two bucks.”


Wait…what?

April 14, 2008

Remember when you went to Yonge St. in Toronto to get that fake ID?

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Afternoon Delight

April 14, 2008

I would like to start this week with a little lady that I am a huge fan of…However, I am a fan of her not her music. I think the song Umbrella is the most ignorant piece of shit ever…On that note I bring you Rihanna…anna….anna

RIHANNA


First Ever Celebrity Sex Tape?

April 14, 2008

Kids These Days…

April 14, 2008

Making Breakfast

April 14, 2008

This morning I could go for a lightly toasted english muffin, a cold glass of milk, and a rub down on my feet. There is only one girl sexy enough on a Monday morning, to handle that request… Yep, Tara Connor.

boom.


Something to think about

April 14, 2008

Take all day today and think of this.

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