For those of you who don’t know, DJ Khaled is a fat mess Arabian who produces music for rappers Rick Ross, Fat Joe, Lil’ Wayne, etc. If there’s one person I can’t stand when I turn my TV on, it’s this douchebag. Read the rest of this entry »
Fury Battle
April 4, 2008What happens when a chicken and a dog go at it? You be the judge…
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Easy On The Wine…
April 4, 2008Although I’m not a big wine connoisseur, I do enjoy the occasional glass of Italian Red Wine. If you like Italian wine as well, my advice is to avoid drinking it for the time being.
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A Pregnant “Man”…
April 4, 2008A transgender man who is six months pregnant said in an interview aired by Oprah Winfrey on Thursday that he always wanted to have a child and considers it a miracle.
“It’s not a male or female desire to have a child. It’s a human desire,” a thinly bearded Thomas Beatie said. “I have a very stable male identity,” he added, saying that pregnancy neither defines him nor makes him feel feminine.
Beatie, 34, who lives in Oregon, was born a woman but decided to become a man 10 years ago. He began taking testosterone treatments and had breast surgery to remove glands and flatten his chest.
“I opted not to do anything with my reproductive organs because I wanted to have a child one day,” he told the talk show host. Beatie’s wife Nancy said she inseminated him with a syringe using sperm purchased from a bank. Read the rest of this entry »
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Christopher Walken Hosting SNL
April 4, 2008At the request of Mr. Ellaeh, I’m here to inform you all that one of the best Saturday Night Live hosts ever, Christopher Walken will host again for the 7th time this Saturday on NBC. Check it out.
A-Rod Attacked!
April 4, 2008
So I go to foxnews.com today and I see this picture on the home page with the caption, “Is it an omen? 13-year-old girl named Alexa Rodriguez touring Fenway Park on school trip attacked by resident red-tailed hawk that drew blood from her scalp.”
Hey Fox News, what are you trying to say here? Is there going to be an attempt on A-Rod’s life when he goes to Boston in the upcoming weeks? If A-Rod gets assassinated in Boston and ruins the Yankees’ season, I’m dropping a fuckin nuke on Fenway.
Either way, it must be a slow news day. The way I see it, the girl was from Connecticut so that’s reason enough for the hawk to shank her in the head.
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Football Players Love Kids
April 4, 2008What is it with football players and illegitimate children? You know how there are always random statistics like, “every 30 seconds someone dies from lung cancer.” Well, my guess is that every 15 seconds a professional football player knocks up some random broad. Willis McGahee, Travis Henry, Eric Moulds, Matt Leinart, and most recently Larry Fitzgerald. The list goes on and on.
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The Elusive “Ducky Ride”
April 4, 2008Seeing as how I was absent from a recent trip to Florida, I’ve now put myself completely out of the loop. It appears that a “ducky ride” is the popular term swirling around my group of friends, and I have no fuckin clue what it means. In all honesty, I think this ducky ride refers to extreme bestiality. Yeah I said it.
Don’t be fooled by the innocent looking graphic on the side, the vehicle pictured above is a sex wagon, shipping sickos by the boatload who are willing to pay for an elusive “ducky ride.” It’s just like the van a sex predator drives around in advertising free candy to kids at the playground.
I could be way off base in my assumption, since it would probably be pretty hard to catch a duck and then “go for a ride.” Either way I’m stickin to my theory so fuck you all.
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