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After watching the College Basketball skills challenge, it got me thinking, hey remember that one chic who could dunk the ball, yeah…that was a big bitch. This is a tribute to her.Here is a little bonus for all you fans of dunk contests. 

CINCINNATI (AP)—The Cincinnati Bengals decided Thursday they’ve had enough of Chris Henry’s legal problems, cutting the wide receiver after his fifth arrest since 2005.

An attorney for Henry, 24, entered not guilty pleas for him after Henry was accused of punching an 18-year-old man in the face and breaking his car window with a beer bottle.

Municipal Court Judge Bernie Bouchard set bond at $51,000 on charges of misdemeanor assault and criminal damaging. Noting Henry’s previous arrests involving drugs, guns and alcohol, the judge called Henry “a one-man crime wave.” He ordered electronic monitoring if Henry makes bail.

Henry did not speak at the hearing, and attorney Perry Ancona declined to discuss the case after court.

Bengals president Mike Brown said in a statement Thursday that Henry had forfeited his career with the club.

There comes a time when you need to break away from beating up 18 year olds and just sit at your house do nothing and stay out of the lime light. You think he might have learned once, maybe twice, but four times! He deserves to be fired by the Bengals, and better yet, he should never be employed in the NFL again, not even serving me Nachos at the Ralph. Your going to throw away your career to punch out some 18 year old, I hope you atleast won, if not have fun watching the games this year on your TV.

PS McDonald’s is always hiring. 

There comes a time when we might find a gem pop up from our good friend Chad Johnson, this time it’s not a touchdown dance. He gives some of the best answers in interview history, so much so that it leaves the anchor confused.

Meet Matt Cassel, backup quarterback for the New England Patriots. Yeah he is the guy that holds the clip board behind Tom Brady. Where was he before this? USC, He was the back up for Carson Palmer AND Matt Leinart (Party thrower extrodinare). Cassel threw 33 passes while at USC, 33 passes! Since 2005, when he has been Tom Brady’s backup, he has attempted 39 passes. Now im not good at math but that is 72 pass attempts. I have throw more footballs at the beach, more rocks in a creek, more darts at the board, you get the idea. This guys has won a National Championship, countless Super Bowls, he even won a Little League World Series, and he was drafted by the Oakland A’s. Depending on your point of view, this guy is either someone who makes alot of money for holding a clip board or can’t find a starting job to save his life. Here at EM, we salute you Matt Cassel, a future final round fantasy football pick everywhere.