Eastwood Mailman

Hilarious.

Baseball is transitioning from the All-Star break. The NBA has been done for over a month. NFL training camps haven’t started. College Football is still over a month away. The Olympics are still a couple weeks away (does anyone really care anyway?). This is probably the worst time of year for sports fans. Usually I’ll watch Tiger Woods dominate the British Open this time of year. Well that shit ain’t happening. So now I am left to decide between the WNBA and a half-assed effort by Phil Mickelson and Sergio Garcia in their bid for a Major. You’re f*ckin nutty if you think I’m watching the WNBA. I’d rather watch re-runs of Bob Ross painting happy trees. So now I’m left with the British Open which I don’t give two shits about since Tiger is on the DL and trying to figure out how to post up his hot wife with one leg.

I give up…looks like it’s time to start planning for my Fantasy Football Draft.

Giambi and his ’stache have been hittin the booze hard during the All-Star break as he was recently spotted by TMZ chugging a bottle of Jack. What a monster.

Since we have a hard time being productive in the morning, Making Breakfast has been slacking. Here’s a little Afternoon Delight…Joanna Krupa.

Boom.

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Your lying there, deep in sleep. Dreaming of something wonderful and BOOM you feel yourself shake and all you hear is your alarm. You reach over and slam the snooze button.

This has happened to everyone, in fact in happened to me this morning, which got me thinking. What song could I put as my alarm that would me make me not hit the snooze button? I’ve narrowed my choices to the two songs below. What would your song be?

Here are some shots of Gisele from V Magazine that should help get you through Hump Day. Enjoy.

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How ridiculous is that? Talk about invading your personal space…how much piss do you think is in that pool at the end of the day? No thank you.

Another Kanye video for Absolut Vodka:

Go buy the album.

Last night’s Homerun Derby was the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen…Josh Hamilton put on a damn show in the 1st round. Doesn’t even matter that he lost in the finals. For those who missed it, here’s a recap of his record-breaking 28 HR’s in the first round:

Stephanie Larimore.

Boom.

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I feel violated.

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Jose Canseco appeared in his first celebrity boxing match over the weekend because he spent all his money on steroids and no one bought all his bullshit books so this was his last option for cash. Looks like karma prevailed in the end as Vai Sikahema knocked his ass out.

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